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Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein

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You can't blame gravity for falling in love. - Albert Einstein

You can’t blame gravity for falling in love. – Albert Einstein

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A true friend stabs you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

A true friend stabs you in the front. – Oscar Wilde

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As your best friend, I’ll always pick you up when you fall — after I stop laughing. - Anonymous

As your best friend, I’ll always pick you up when you fall — after I stop laughing. – Anonymous

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I was an innocent being… then my best friend came along. - Anonymous

I was an innocent being… then my best friend came along. – Anonymous

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There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. – Linda Grayson

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A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body. - Jim Hayes

A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body. – Jim Hayes

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Never let your friends feel lonely… disturb them all the time. - Anonymous

Never let your friends feel lonely… disturb them all the time. – Anonymous

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Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. – Greg Tamblyn

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Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone. - Anonymous

Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone. – Anonymous

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We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home. - Anonymous

We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home. – Anonymous

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Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard. - Anonymous

Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard. – Anonymous

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We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing. - Anonymous

We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing. – Anonymous

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Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food. - Anonymous

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food. – Anonymous

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Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face. - Anonymous

Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face. – Anonymous

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Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.’ - C.S. Lewis

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.’ – C.S. Lewis

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I’d take a bullet for you — not in the head, but like in the leg or something. - Anonymous

I’d take a bullet for you — not in the head, but like in the leg or something. – Anonymous

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We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we’ll be new friends. - Anonymous

We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we’ll be new friends. – Anonymous

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You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you. - Anonymous

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you. – Anonymous

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